A controversial take: “Jurassic World” is a garbage movie. It attempts to bait you, the audience, by evoking – no, pleading with – your sense of nostalgia. “Do you remember how totally awesome ‘Jurassic Park’ was?” it asks you, repeatedly bashing you over the head with references to the original (and vastly superior) film. “Jurassic World” has no actual characters, only caricatures. Its plot is lazy, recycled, and forced. I dare say it isn’t even a movie – it’s a product, an advertisement for itself and its sequels.